Fail.

I am going to go ahead and chalk the past 16 hours up in the Fail category for the following reasons:

1. I locked my keys in my car while at the grocery store last night.

2. I called my husband to see if he could come save me. He misunderstood when I said I was at the Kroger at the corner of “Morrison and Hamilton” and instead drove to the Kroger at the corner of “Morse and Hamilton.” One hour later, he was back at the Kroger that he drove past to get to the wrong Kroger, and unlocked my door. He blames it on my lack of enunciation and twang (you know, the one that he insists I have, that I do not). I say, he didn’t listen to what I said!

3. I got nothing accomplished last night that I wanted to, because my one hour grocery trip turned into a 2.5 hour debacle.

4. I was 20 minutes late to work today because people think rain = scary/icy road conditions.

EPIC. FAIL.

I am feeling a lot like the one on the bottom!

Thank goodness today is my Friday and I get to spend the next few days with my family at a cabin in Kentucky!! I have good food, great company, smores and bourbon slushes in my future.

Bring.It.On.